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May 14th 2000
Hey yall what's up? Well lets see what I have to complain about this week! Oh wait, before I go on I would just like to say; IM GOING TO SMACKDOWN! Yay! Look for me on This Thursdays Smackdown! Yippee! I have 20th row seats and if Cush would swim her butt over here, she could come too! (I am all out of swimming power, but like I said on CJ Message Board, if I come and you have given the ticket away, throw the Hardcore Champ out, I'll pin 'em and they'll have to let me in - Cush)
But seriously I'm pretty sure I will have a sign that says "Y2J TRUE WWF CHAMP" on some bright colored board! like bright pink! If you cant tell I'm really stoked! (Dont forget the one that says Cush 4 Stevie! :) - Cush)
Was it just me or did SmackDown! suck? (me too - Cush) I think it sucked. I don't think it was very thrilling. And as Vince said, "its not faaaiiir!" Plus Chris didn't get to main event. That sucked BIG TIME!!
All I have to say about Rikishi NOT Stinkie-facing Stephanie is "WHY?" But to all you Non-Stephanie-A-Holics don't despair! Our filthy, dirty, disgusting, skanky, brutal, bottom feeding, trash bag ho wannabe delicate flower will go on her wild thrill ride through the wood soon enough! Come on BuhBuh, c'mon D-von! Polish up them tables! Lock em up real nice! and BAMM! POWERBOMB!!! yall can do it! She's not THAT heavy! *evil laughter* heh heh heh.... (ahem - I am next through those tables! - Cush)
The best thing was during HHH and Foleys cage match hearing her scream as Mick climbed to the top.... "HUNTER! HUNTER!" Her shrill voice pleading Mick not to! HEHEHE! Now it will be Hunter pleading! ahaha! I'm sorry I just had too!
Umm, whats up with Patterson and being proud of his skid-marks? Its called "Change your undies every day!" And what's up with the tighty-whities? I thought just about all men were boxer men? I thought wrong! (not all men, Edge has been seen in a thong - Cush)
Did yall see Benoits eye? (you should have seen it at Inssurextion it was miles worse than that! - Cush) Thats what happens when you try to mess wit the Ayatollah of Rock n Rolah!, That Big Bad Mamma Jamma, ruler, and master of all Jerichoholics NATION-WIDE! If ya smeeelll, what Y2J is cookin! OH! Sorry! I got a little carried away! Back to Benoit! When I saw his eye, one line in the movie "Friday" comes to mind.... "YOU GOT KNOCKED THE F*** OUT!!!!!"
Ok now seriously, is anyone else getting sick of the whole Rock/HHH feud? Its been going on really long now! I mean this is like a normal SmackDown!.... (I have an article on their matches over the past few years, I will try and get it up - Cush)
Rock: "HHH, The Rock says this, I think you need to go, find a big fat monkey, suck on its nipple, and KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"
HHH: "Well Rocky-uhhh, I say that-uhhh, you need to stop-uhh disrespecting-uhh my beautiful wife-uhhh Stephanie-uhh. *Steph does the Stephanie Smirk™ and nodds in backround* She-uhh is not a slut-uhhh" etc etc etc
I just wanna throw my big Doc Martins sandals at the TV steal a line from the Rock and go "AAWWW SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!"
Well yall its getting kind of late, and there is a Tornado Warning! So if I dont make it through this Twister....*sniff sniff* I want you, Cushla, to come and get my Smackdown tickets and tell CJ I'll miss him! (for those of you who dont know me too well, thats my lame attempt at a joke....hehe). (Sammy - hmmm, okay I will do that after I hunt Stevie down and try and beat him on one of the video games! - Cush)
So guys I Gotta Bounce! miss yall till next time! and oh ya, dont forget to break down the wall!
xoxo Lotz Of Luv! xoxo
¿ ºSammyº ?
Hey, whats up??
Nothing here, but I'd like to say I'm STILL recovering from
SmackDown! It was so great! We were so close... *sigh* I cant wait untill
they come back!
On Sunday you guys can probably hear me, I was the ONLY one
screaming for Stevie Richards! "Cmon Stevie!! WHOOOHOOO!!" (I told you to take a card saying Cush 4 Stevie! - but I guess that you cheered for him is good enough for me!- Cush) hehe! I was like, psycho, hyper, girl! Oh AND I started several chants...
1) "Y2J, Y2J..." Yall know that one...
2) "Run Elroy Run!" (When Crash was runnin from that old guy!)
3) "Table Steph! Table Steph!...." it was cool! It was at the end.
I also saw Jeff Hardy outside of the arena... wow... I didnt get to say
anything to him... sadly! but he was there I was there... it was cool!
My Jericho has been getting not too much of a push lately. A little bit
but not too much. It was cool what he said on SD! The 'Crippler' will become
the 'Crippled'!! (I liked the 'Bald'core! - lol - Cush)
So, everyone was wondering about the Undertakers return? I was just
reading something where it said that our lord of darkness will return....
SUNDAY!! But that means, no Kane/UT alliance cuz Kanes hand is still healing! I wish i could kiss that booboo! But it said that Taker will help out the
Rock or something! That would be cool! I miss Taker... *sniff sniff* Of
course hes coming back as a face! YAY! (Dont be too sure he is coming back, statements have been made before and have never happened, look at some of the posters that are about, Kane is on JD's doesnt mean to say he will be there. Although I do want to see 'Taker back! - Cush)
But you would not believe what happened, I'm about to sign off when I hear
"Youve got mail" so I click on the little button and guess who wrote me?
Grandmasta Sexay! Im like so happy! It was a short reply but it was sweet! I
never thought he would reply to say anything! Oh wow, that was cool! (and Lawler mailed her too! - Cush)
Im actually very tired and i dont really have much to complain about
today... caught me on a bad day! But ill update soon! Promise!
Lotz Of Luv!
ox Sammy! xo