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Well this is going to be the quote section, and if you hear any good quotes from the world of wrestling, why not write them down and email them to me here and get them up on the web! Hope you enjoy these!
"Hey, have a nice day Bob [Holly]. It happens to be the title of my new autobiography. You're in there, you old cranky, curmudgeonly, non-carnival ridin' son of a gun." - Mankind
"Isn't it weird how you [Chyna] came down here with the Intercontinental belt, but I still got a much, much bigger response from all these Jerichoholics tonight?" - Chris Jericho, Raw January 10.
"There's no greater fan of The Godfarther's ladies than me. And I've got the bills to prove it." - Jerry Lawler, Raw January 17.
"My last partner, Mick Foley, had three personalities. You [Steve Blackman] dont have any." - Al Snow, SmackDown! January 20.
"Here's something you don't see every day: an Olympic hero with no neck and a ridiculous giant with no testicles. But Kirk Angel, I've gotta give you credit after your brutal performance, you made even The Big Show seem entertaining. And I know you like your 3 I's. Well 'Y2J' has an I of his own: I wish you would shut the hell up." - Chris Jericho, Smackdown February 24.
"He [Scott Taylor] connected withhis worm. . . I can't believe I just said that!" - JR Raw
"Mark Henry, the world's strongest man. I guess he's got the worlds strongest sperm too" - JR, No Way Out February 27.
"Mae remembers Eve when she was just a rib." - Jerry Lawler, No Way Out February 27.
"I'm a winner, I dont hang out with losers!" - Stevie Richards after leaving Ty Street in the ring with The Headbangers.
"Ric Flair, you talk big stuff. Why dont you show everybody your puppies?" - Curt Henning, Nitro February 28.
"When she was born she was such an ugly baby that she was breast-fed by her father" - Jerry Lawler on Chyna WMXIII.
"Man, and I thought Silicone Valley was in California." - Scott Hall on the women in WCW.
"The last time thse guys lost a match it was broadcast on black and white televison." - Jim Cornetter on The Legion of Doom.
"She's had more hands on her than a doorknob" - The Bodydonnas on Sunny.
"See the problem we have is no one is taking me seriously!" - Sid Vicious.
"Not only am I taking over the wrestling world, but I am running for the President of the United States!" - Randy Savage.
"One you can come out here and face me like a man, or two, I can come back there, find your little punk ass, drag you into this ring, and beat you like the stepchild that you are!" - Ken Shamrock to Chris Jericho.
"I've got to believe you're only going to look at the pictures in the book" - Mick Foley [about his book], to a fan who is wearing a DX t-shirt.
"[Chris] Benoit, standing perched all the way up there on that 17 . . . 18 foot ladder." Bobby Heenan, Starrcade.
"What the hell is a huracarana? Thats a Frankensteiner." - Scott Steiner, Nitro.
"I'm not a Jabroni" - The Big Show.
"Prince Albert thinks the world of Big Boss Man. He said he'd give him the hair off his back!" - Jerry Lawler.
"Hulk Hogan has been hit with a chair so many times, the back of his head smells like ass!" - Bill Maher of Politically Incorrect.
"I'm starting to think that Stephanie's [McMahon] mariage license should read; 'To Whom It May Concern'!" - Jerry Lawler.
"Chris Jericho's ego is getting as big as Rikishi's butt." - Jerry Lawler.
"It sounds to The Great One that 15,000 of The Rock's fans are calling you [Stephanie McMahon] a slut." - The Rock.
"look at Rikishi's rear end. Bill Gates coulndt pay for that liposuction." - Jerry Lawler.
"They may call me The Burger King, but shes [BB] got double whoppers." - Jerry Lawler.
"You know JR, obvisiously the only exercise you get is stretching the truth or jumpin to conclusions." - Jerry Lawler.
"Sunny, she wants me. I can read her like a book, but I prefer the Braille edition." - Jerry Lawler.
"Looks like Owen [Hart} has opened up a can of haul-ass!" - Jerry Lawler on Owen Hart running away from Stone Cold Steve Austin.
"The older they get, the better they were." Jerry Lawler on The Legion of Doom.
"I'd like to see things from your point of view, JR, but I can't get my head up my rear end." - Jerry Lawler.
"Statistics show that somewhere in Japan, a woman gives birth to a baby every 4 seconds. Now I'm going over there and find that woman, and put a stop to it so we don't have people like Taka [Michinoku] coming into our country." - Jerry Lawler.
"If the Japanese are so smart, why do they eat with sticks?" - Jerry Lawler.
"I'm not embarassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school." - Jerry Lawler.
"Mark Henry just walked infront of me, I thought it was an eclipse." - Jerry Lawler.
"Mable is so huge, when he was a baby, he got baptized at Sea World." - Jerry Lawler.
"Look at her, now I know why animals eat their young." Jerry Lawler on a 5yo girl cheering for Shawn Michaels.
"Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick." - Jerry Lawler.
"I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!" - Jerry Lawler.
"Tell him [Taz] to come down and I will tell him how short he is to his face. If I can bend down that far." - Jerry Lawler.
"Is that Paul Bearer's face, or did his butt grow a nose?" - Jerry Lawler
"Paul Bearer has more chins that a Chinese phone book." - Jerry Lawler
"He [Ahmed Johnson] has the IQ of 2, and it takes 3 just to grunt." - Jerry Lawler.
"That guy [Mankind] is two fries short of a Happy Meal." - Jerry Lawler.
"Paul Bearer is so fat, he has his own gravitational pull!" - Jerry Lawler.
"This Bingo Hall (ECW Areana) should be built out of toilet paper because there's nothing in it but $h!t." - Jerry Lawler.
"Yokozuna is nothing but an ingrate. If it was not for Jim Cornette, Yokozuna would still be on a beach selling shade." - Jerry Lawler.
"She [Alundra Blaze] has a million dollar body, but a ten cent face!" - Jerry Lawler.
"[Vince] McMahon thinks Snoop Doggy Dog belongs to Charlie Brown." - Jerry Lawler.
"Hey [Howard] Finkle, the last time I saw somthing like you, I flushed it!" - Jerry Lawler.
"It's going to be a hair-rasing experience. In your case [Vince] McMahon, a toupee-raising experience." - Jerry Lawler.
"I got in trouble because I stopped and told Helen Hart that her nylons are wrinkled . . . She wasn't wearing any." - Jerry Lawler.
"Bob 'Spark Plugg' Holly came in last in his last race because he kept pulling into the pit asking for directions." - Jerry Lawler.
"Jake 'The Snake' Roberts is trying to tell people not to drink and drive . . ." - Vince McMahon.
"C'mon [Vince] McMahon. The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drinnk and drive anyomore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink." - Jerry Lawler.
"Hey [VInce] McMahon, your hair is looking better every day. It even had imitation dandruff!" - Jerry Lawler.
"Out of all the King's Courts that I have had, you peole are by far the ugliest crowd I have ever seen. " - Jerry Lawler.
"Look at you. Is that your face, or did your neck throw up?" - Jerry Lawler.
"Look at these two, look at her face! You see, it's girls like you that turn men into . . . well. you know, people like Goldust." - Jerry Lawler.
"Savio Vega is taking more shots than Jake 'The Snake' Roberts does during happy hour." - Jerry Lawler.
"Hey [Jim] Ross, I had a nightmare last night, Sunny was my mother and I was a bottle baby." - Jerry Lawler.
"I saw this guy having a drink in the bathroom before. Then the seat fell down and hit him on the head." - Jerry Lawler on a fan in the crowd.
"If any of you people are going shopping this Christmas, I think you should get what Rocky Maivia has . . . a Chia Head." - Jerry Lawler.
"I would like to hear Ahmed Johnson say Mother Smucker three times fast!" - Jerry Lawler.
" Look at this [Vince] McMahon, this is a freak show." - Jerry Lawler when bWo came out on Raw.
"Hey Burger King man [Jerry Lawler], 'Say Hello to Da Blue Guy.'" - Da Blue Guy [bWo] aka Blue Meanie.
"It's more like, 'say hello to the fat guy.'" - Jerry Lawler to Da Blue Guy.
"It should just be the BO." - Jerry Lawler on bWo.
"Don't point your finger at me bean poll." Jerry Lawler to Big Stevie Cool.
"That guy [Tazz] is so short, he buys an ant farm for a second home." - Jerry Lawler.
"I have socks taller than him[Tazz]." - Jerry Lawler.
"The WWF needs ECW like Michael Jordan needs Head & Shoulders." - Jerry Lawler.
"Welcome to RAW IS JERICHO! And X-Pac I feel terrible that you have to come
out here and defend the integrity of a woman who has none. i mean as far as
Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley is concerned, the word 'honour' means jump on herand stay on her! But lets spell that H-O-N-E-R...well i guess Stephanie IS
half of that...after all she is a dirty, filthy, disgusting, skanky, brutal, bottom feeding trash bag ho! And no amount of defending can ever, eeeeever change that!" - Chris Jericho.
"Judy! I told you, you need to get every bit of ass off of my face! I cant
believe we lost our chance to be on the cover of 'Tiger Beat' to that stink face!" - Edge.